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Batman Porn Story: A Carob Caper Chapter 1

Batman Porn Story: A Carob Caper Chapter 1

A Carob Caper

PG-13?
Fandom:Batverse (probably toon)
Pairing: H/I
Disclaimer: Not mine.

Reviews are always appreciated!

Ivy glanced up from her task, a confused wrinkle marring her forehead. “Why? What’s wrong?”

“Look at the bowl! It doesn’t look remotely like anything that I’d want near my mouth.”

“You do realize that I wrote the recipe, don’t you?” responded Ivy icily.

“Red,
really! It’s got little bits of seeds and things in it!” exclaimed
Harley, gesturing emphatically with her spatula. “And we’re using fake
chocolate.” she said sulkily, looking faintly scandalized by the idea.

“It’ll taste just as good, I promise.”

“Just let me add some real chocolate,” pleaded Harley, a pout appearing on her face as she reached for the bowl.

“No!”
said Ivy, looking appalled as she backed away to keep the mixing bowl
from Harley’s grasp. “Do you have any idea what they add to that stuff?
You’re not seriously -“

Ivy was abruptly silenced as Harley’s
attempts to retrieve the bowl upset it and sent it flying into the air.
The thick carob-y dough splattered over Ivy. “Now look what you’ve
done!” she shrieked. “Are you happy now? No one can eat them anymore!”

Harley
had the oddest expression on her face. “Actually, Ivy,” she said as she
watched the fudgey goo slide down the front of Ivy’s apron, into the
depths. “It looks more appetizing now than ever before. It seems it
only needed one more ingredient – you.”

“Erm,” replied Ivy as Harley approached her with a hungry look on her face.

And that was the last thing either said for quite some time.

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