Batman Porno Story: When the Bat adpots a Cat Chapter 1

Name:
Alex Storm

Age:
15

Hair/
eye color: blond with black, white and blue highlights/ green/ yellow

Height:
53

Clothes:
jeans, t-shirts, skirts, sneakers

Family:
John Storm (deceased business man) Mother unknown

Personality:
sarcastic, smart mouth, random, protective

Pets:
white husky, Cloud

Music:
Anything

Talents:
plays guitar, piano and drums hacking, fighting

Other
things (scars, tattoos, piercing): left ear- three piercing alone the
top of her ear

Right
ear: one along the top Belly button- pierced small of back- red
coiled dragon

Right
wrist- black spade Z
left wrist- blue spade one scar- reaches form her right temple to her
chest

Prized
possessions: knife collection, laptop, black silk choker that her
father gave her, black motorcycle jacket and a white fedora with a
blue band

History-
Alexs mom left soon after she was born (Alex not her mother). Alex
and her dad traveled a lot so Alex never made many friends. When she
was eight she kidnapped. Her kidnappers injected her with enhanced
animal DNA. When they were done with Alex she was faster, stronger,
more flexibly and her senses were more defined. She can morph in to
several different shapes. She got her scar during an escape attempt.
After two months she was rescued. Alex doesnt use her powers,
sometimes when she gets excited, nervous, or sacred, any strong
emotion caused, her to grow white cat ears.

Her
father was shot to two months before the story begins.

Other
Characters

Bruce
Wayne- Using the cartoon, The Batman, version.

Age:
25

Joker-
Also using cartoon version

Age-
22

The
young woman waited for her ride, the ride that would take her to
Gotham her new home. She looked at watch and sighed. A slight whimper
came form the large crate beside her.

This
sucks doesnt it, Cloud, she said to the whit female husky
beside her.

A
limo pulled up to the curb, the window rolled down, revealing an
older man.

Ms.
Storm? The man questioned, the girl nodded, Im Alfred
Pennyworth, Bruce Waynes butler. I sorry to be late

Its
fine, Alfred, Clouds the one whos antsy, Alex said kneeling
in front of the crate, and call me Alex

Alfred
climbed out of the limo and looked at the crate.

Why
dont you let her out then? Master Bruce wont mind her in the
car

Alex
smiled and opened the carte. A large ball of white fur bounded out of
the box. Cloud wagged her tail and sniffed the man in front of her.

Can
I put my stuff in the car? Alex said gesturing at her bags.

Alexs
Pov About an hour later

We
pulled up to a huge house, the home of my new family Bruce and Alfred
I guess. My home now, I smiled. Anyway my legs were asleep form
Clouds humongous bulk. I love that dog but she is so heavy.

Cloud,
you need to get up, you tub-o-lard, I said, I could hear Alfred
laughing in the front, Cloud look up at me with one ice blue eye,
Dont you try that puppy dog look on me young lady. Off, I
pointed to the floor and she jumped down.

Interesting
method, Alfred said driving the car into a garage.

I
learned along time ago that normal commands dont work on Cloud,
I said as the car came to a stop, I got out.

I
took most of my bags and Alfred took one. I was amaze at how big the
house was. I felt like making a comment about Bruce compensating for
something, but I didnt because Im evil just not that evil.

Alfred
showed me to my room. Everything was white or blue. He told me that
dinner would be in two hours, then left. I looked around the room,
there was a huge bed which Cloud was sleeping on, a large desk,
walk-in-closet, plasma TV., and a bathroom.I set my bags on the floor
vowing to unpack later. I grabbed the remote and jumped on the bed
beside Cloud. I turned the TV. on, it was tuned into the news.

There
has been a break out form Arkmum, a blond tan reporter said A
dangerous unstable man know as the Joker. He has spiky green hair a
purple suit and clown make up, they showed a picture of him.

He
doesnt look so tuff, I could take him, I scowled.

Down
stairs

Bruce
Wayne burst thought the door. His black hair flatten with rain.

Master
Bruce, Alfred said dusting pictures in the foyer.

Hello,
Alfred. Did you pick up Alex? Bruce asked taking off his wet
jacket and shoes.

Yes
I did. She a random young woman with a large dog, Bruce smiled
random is just how her father used to described her.

Shes
in her room now, Alfred said as thump form above came and a female
voice yelling GOD DAMN IT, CLOUD.

That
would be her then, Bruce said, Ill go say hello

A
knock on the door came when I was still on floor. Cloud pushed me off
the bed.

Who
is it? I called feeling my head; I felt soft fur, Damn

Bruce,
a deep voice said.

Come
in, I said morphing my ears away.

Bruce
came in as I was brushing the dust off my pants.

What?
I pointed at Cloud.

Shes
evil, I said simply, Bruce was holding back a laugh, You are
also evil

Bruce
started laughing, I did too just because I sounded so strange.

I
dont if Alfred told you but youre start school in next week,
Bruce said leaving the room.

School
Bah, ah Cloud? Cloud looked up and went back to sleep, Might as
well find someone to talk to, I muttered leaving the room.

Ten
minutes later I was lost.

God.
Freakin. Damn it you evil house, I yelled at the ceiling.

I
morphed my nose in a cats, Alfred was cooking I could smell it. I
walked towards the source of the smell; once I reached it I morphed
my nose back.

Hello,
Alfred, I said skipping into the kitchen.

You
seem happy Miss Alex, Alfred said stirring something in a pot.

I
am, I think I may be bi-polar, I said rubbing my nose.

Im
sure youre not Miss Alex

What
ya makein? I asked childishly.

Chicken
soup, Alfred answered

Soup
is good

Soup
is good, Bruce agreed entering the kitchen.

You
two are too much alike, Alfred said shaking his head.

So
you dont like soup, Al? I asked.

No,
I like soup

I
was wondering what school I am going to.

Gotham
High, was the answer.

See
that name screams originally, I said my voice dripping with
sarcasm.

Bruces
Pov

I
wasnt thrilled at first about adopting Alex, but now I thought it
would be interesting. She was full of energy and smart so I had to be
careful about sneaking out to be the Batman (dun dun Dunn o_O) Alfred
was right we were very alike.

Doesnt
it though, I said, Its a public school and fairly safe

Ahh,
yes but is safe form the insane clown running around town? Alex
questioned.

I
do not know, I dont think they have a an insane clown drill

You
were watching the news Miss Alex

Well,
I wasnt can someone fill me in? I asked as a something large,
white and furry bounded into the room, But first is that a dog or
a small polar bear?

This
is Cloud, Cloud came up and smelled me, she wagged her tail, She
likes you, Alex said smiling, Ok the clown thing. See theres
this guy called the Joker Alex launched into a description of
the Joker complete with weird hand movements, And thats that,
she finished.

And
dinner is served, Alfred said putting bowls in front of us.

This
Joker guy sounds dangerous, I said slurping my soup.

Master
Bruce need I remind not to slurp your soup? Alfred said raising an
eyebrow.

No
you need not, I said smirking, and Alex giggled.

After
dinner Alex went back to her room with Cloud, I went to the Bat cave.

Alexs
POV

Bruce
was funny and Cloud liked him. I was going to like it here. Being
Alex Storm Wayne would be weird for awhile but Id get use to it. I
flopped down on my bed and turned the TV on. They were talking about
the Batman (dun dun Dunn O_o) now. Well ranting really. People are
weird, Batman (dun dun Dunn O_o) cleaned up the streets but the
orders were to arrest him on site. Weird, if they do arrest him they
would probably send him to the Asylum.

Wonder
if the doctors there are as nice as my therapist was.

My
dad sent me after the kidnapping thing, because he thought I was
suffering for post-traumatic stress disorder. I wasnt. I was eight
years old and bouncing off the walls because I had super powers.

The
rest of the week went by fairly quickly. Bruce was busy with the
adoption and work. But I didnt mind, I had Alfred to talk and some
people I met online. On Sunday nigth I met some students for Gothum
High. We were talking on a chat group on the Gothum High website.

Computer
kitten (Alex): Hi

WhiteasSnow:
Hey new person, Im Haily

C.k.:
Alex

W.S.:
Youre a guy?

C.k.:
Nope Im a girl my names just Alex

W.S.:
Cool what homeroom are you going to be in?

GreekGod:
Helloooo Ladies

W.S.:
What do you want Dan?

G.G.:
Just wanted to said Hello to our newest girl

W.S.:
Well you did now leave

C.k.:
Are you to the only ones that use this?

W.S.:
On Sunday night yeah, so why computer kitten?

C.k.:
I love computers and Im a little cat like

G.G.:
So, do you lick your self or what?

W.S.:
Stop being a prev. Wait I a thought you left? =}

G.G.:
I did then I came back

C.k.:
If you asked that again and Ill hack your computer and kick your
ass form here to New Zealand

G.G.:
o_O

C.k.:
Why white as snow Haily?

W.S.:
Im an albino

C.k.:
Thatll make you easy to find at school

G.G.:
The Dan man is back. So how do we find you C.k.?

C.k.:
Just look for the blue, black, whit and blond hair girl with green
eyes a freakishly large chest and black leather jacket

G.G.:
You sound like my kinda woman Alex

C.k.:
You wish Dan Hey whats your guyes last names?

W.S.:
Haily Jones and the dusfuss is Dan Hirsh you?

C.k.:
Alex Storm Wayne now

W.S.:
Youre a Wayne? Oh my god wait do you mean now?

C.k.:
Bruce is adopting me; its not finalized yet but soon

G.G.:
So you live in Wanye mannor?

C.k.:
Yep, thats were I am right now with a Sixty pound husky on my legs

W.S.:
You have a husky, youre so lucky to have a pet my parent willnt
let me get a pet L

G.G.:
What are you talkin about; you had a buuny when you were ten

W.S.:
That was my sister you idiot

Computerkitten
has loged off

I
signed off and turn the news on. There was a live feed of Batman (dun
dun Dunn o_O) and Joker fighting. It was amazing both batman and
Joker were fast for humans. There was this annoying little voice in
the back of my mind going

You
could do that youre strong and fast enough. You could make
differnce, it repeated over and over again, god it was annoying.

The
next morning I woke up by rolling out of bed and landing on the
floor. I got up and got dressed. Ripped blue jeans, a white tight
t-shirt over a white sports bra (an attempt to try and hide my
chest), my silk choker, black motorcylce jacket and red converses.
Cloud was already downstairs with Alfred. I got to the kitchen in
record time.

Hello,
Miss Alex, Alfred said as I entered the kitchen.

Wheres
Dad? I was refuring to Bruce, I had started calling him Dad as a
joke and it stuck.

Asleep
still I imageian. Would you like to wake him up? I nodded and ran
to Dads room.

I
entered his room, he was still asleep. Iwalked over and poked his
slouder. He didnt wake up he just mubbled something about pickles.
So I fliped the mattress, that woke him up.

Wakey
Wakey Eggs and Backy, I said happily, Dad glared up at me.

Youre
evil, Ali, Dad said using my nickname.

I
learned form the best Dad, I said skiping out the door, and
Breakfast is ready!

I
could hear Dad muttering something about evil teenage girls. I was
laughing all the way back to the kitchen. I told Alfred what I did.
He said that life was a lot more interesting sense I came.

I
have to agree Alfred, Dad said coming in to the kitchen, Are
you ok going to school with it showing?

Yeah
Im not embarrassed by it, I said rubbing my scar.

Dad
smiled.

After
breakfast I grabed my bag with my laptop, tights and school stuff in
it. Dad drove me to school, in the lambergini. Everyone was just
staring at it wondering who was going to get out.

Hailey-

Dan
and I were sitting in homeroom hearing everyone talk about the
lamberbergini that had parked outside. I figered it was Alex getting
dorped off. I could wait to meet her.

What
are you thinking about Hail? Dan asked.

Alex
I replied pushing my pure hair out of my face.

Me
to. I cant wait to meet her

Itll
be nice to have someone to talk to besides you, I said as the
Principal entered the room.

Id
like to interduce to your new classmate, Alex

Storm-Wanye,
sir a girl said.

Alex
looked very cat like. She looked like she had said pink hair, large
chest, and short. The one thing she left out was the thin white scar
running form her temple to her chest.

Everyone
was whispering, I mean shes a Wanye and good looking.

Why
dont you tell us a little about yourself, Alex, Ms. Taylor said
after the princeipal left and everyone queited down.

Im
Alex; Im 15 and form New York City. Bruce Wayne is currently
adopting me, She stated.

Now
does anyone have any questions for Alex? Miss Taylor asked
cheerfuly.

Alex-

The
teacher was nuts. I didnt want to answer any damn questions. I
garled at her. A blond cheerleader raised her hand.

Yes
Tina

Like
Alex whered you like get that scar? Tina asked in a valley girl
actcent. God I already hate her

None
of your damn buissnes, I said absent mindedly rubbing it.

Alex
why dont you take a seat?

I
looked and saw a seat next a girl I asummed was Hailey. She looked
up amd smiled. She poked the brown haired boy beside her. I walked
down the rows and sat next to her.

Hey
Lexxy, Haily said as I sat down.

Hi

Im
not feeling the love laidies, Dan sai.

Frige
off Dan, Hailey said.

Ooo
that hurts, Dan cluched his chest.

Will
you freaks shut up, the black haired guy in fornt of us said
turning angrily.

See
that just not nice, I wagged my finger at him.

He
just stared at me like he couldnt belive how the new girl was
talking to him. I just smiled and waved. Random I know but thats
me.

Your
nuts sweetheart

I
may be a little crazy but my name aint sweetheart, I snarled.

Youre
awesome Lexxy, Dan said, If you need someone to show you around
Id be hap I was already gone.

The
rest of my classes before lunch went well. I had gym. When I changed
I could feel everyone taking in my tattoos and preiceing. Then I
showed them all up in class.

Finally
it was time form lunch. I met Haily and Dan outside. They were
sitting at a picnic table arguing about something when I walked up.

What
yall talkin bout? I asked pulling out my sandwhich.

Wheter
or not Josh Tem is going to come after you, Dan said, I think
he will but Hail doesnt

Whose
Josh Tem? I took a bite of my sandwhich Mmmm this is awesome

The
guy in fornt of you

Oh,
black-haired duded

As
it turns out Dan was right. Afterschool in the parking lot Josh came
after me anlong with some of his buddies.

Yo,
girlly, Joshe called, I felt my canines growing longer.

I
spun around, The names Alex, Tem get in right, I growled.

You
cant talk to me that way and get away with it

Oh,
what you wanta fight, Josh -boy?, I smiled well bring it on,
I shurged off my coat.