Batman Porno Story: Sick Chapter 1

Sick
Part 1.
Perfect Day
By Invader Sal
Inspired By:
A conversation with
Not Gonna Die
You Could Be Happy By Snow Patrol
And other
Random
Stuff
———————————————————————————————————How
could such a perfect day turn so terribly wrong? I still ask my self
this question to this day, But with no one to answer. Accentually,
even the friend I was with when it happened can no longer answer me.
It was a simple day, probably the best I had ever had on this cursed
planet called Earth. I had came home from school, I wanted to stay
out here knowing that when I entered, Id see the mess that GIR had
made earlier, but when I entered the place was spotless.
GIR
I said, searching the room for my small robot. He soon popped out and
jumped on my head.
YES MASTER?!! He screamed at the top of
his voice. I lifted him from my head and placed him on the
floor.
Did you clean this? I asked incredulously. The place
was very, very, very clean. Probably cleaner then when I killed all
those germs.
YES I DID!! GIVE ME A TACO!!! He had that dumb
smile on his face. I looked him all the way through; his disguise was
filthy (probably from all his work)! I removed a wallet from my
pocket. Lets seedrivers license, no I searched in till
I found at least five 10s in my wallet.
Ok, GIR. I, ZIM,
will get you a Taco! He squealed in happiness, Jumped on me, and
squeezed me pretty tight till I could feel my organs burst. Off
Me, GIR! I yelled in annoyance. He did as I said and we walked out
of our home.

Ok, you want to go anywhere else? GIR
looked at me, baffled at the question.
Dont you wanna go
home, Master? He yelled as bits of chewed taco came flying out of
his mouth.
Yeah, didnt I? I didnt care to go around earth; I
want to be at my base!! ButI didnt want to go home yetI
just want to be out longer, GIR. So where? GIR took about a minute
to think.
I want to go to the Park!! He went down into the
seat and came back up with a leash.
I was wondering where that
leash wentI took a turn and headed for the park. When we were
at the park I felt a loop encircle my hand. I didnt get why GIR
like to be on this thing. To me it would feel like there was always
something holding me back from where I wanted to go. I guess he felt
different about it, though I have never really taken time to ask him.
As for the park, I hated that, to many HUUmans around here. I began
to forget what I was doing on the thought of Humans. How I wanted to
destroy them, to conquer them. Why did GIR like them? It made no
sense to me at all. When I had turned my attention back to what I was
doing, GIR WAS GONE!! I searched every park bench, every tree. My
small robot was nowhere. But, why was I worried? GIR never went to
far from me He will pop up any moment. I sat down on a park bench
and waited, hed turn up and if he didnt within the hour Ill
just go home, its not like he doesnt know how to get back. I
sat there and after a few minutes I got the usual feeling I was being
Watched, I heard the bushes move and then something jump out. I
thrust my fist into its face before it could even touch me.
Hello,
Dib-Stink! I began to laugh this was the most pathetic of Dibs
attempt to ambush me.
How did you know it was me and not your
robot, Zim?! He questioned,
You see, GIR screams MASTER!
when he attacks me, you dont. At that moment I felt a tug at my
leg. I turned my head to see GIR, he looked completely happy.
HI
MASTER!!
There you are, where were you?
I WAS
PLAYING IN THE BATHROOM!! I gave him a questioning look.
Why
the bathroom? He just shrugged and began to run off. Only to be
stopped by my foot on his leash. Where are you going
now?
Nowhere!
Nowhere, or Somewhere?
Ohyour
too smart, Master! I was going to play on the swings! I waved my
hand and let him proceed, then turned my attention back to Dib. He
was scrambling to get away. How pathetic, running away like one of
those worm-babies who ran when they saw me.
Where are you
going, Dib-Stink? Im not done beating you up yet!
Im
going home! Ill deal with you later, Zim!
Like hell you
will, I thought to myself, you have made that threat more then once,
and what? NOTHING!! NOTHING, I SAY!! I turned my head back to the
direction where GIR headed. I saw the swings, but no GIR, only a fat
chubby human worm-baby. That Robot I grit my teeth and
walked towards the park.

I walked in the base, In front of me.
He hadnt talk to me since I took him from the park. He looked
angry Heres what happened. When I reached the park, GIR was
sitting on the Ground crying.
Whats wrong, GIR? He gave
me a very sad stare.
Masterthe kidpushed me off the
swing-thing
Is that all? I thought it was something
serious
IT IS, MASTER!! HELP ME GET MY SWING
BACK!!
GIR, it isnt that important. Come, lets go
home. I began to walk, but GIR did not follow. GIR! Come
now!
No
What did you just say?
I said
No. You never help me! Even though I ask!! I grabbed his arm
and dragged him into the car. He kept saying that I wasnt fair and
wasnt a very kind Master. I think of it now and I realize he was
right, I wasnt Fair and I wasnt a very good Master for such a
unique S.I.R. I hate admitting this kind of stuff to
myself.
Anyway, GIR stomped himself in front of the couch, no even
bothering to move. GIR! What the hell is wrong?! I yelled,
finally getting annoyed of his silence. He mumbled something I could
only make out the word Hate. I never heard that from GIR, I
didnt even think the word Hate was even a part of his
vocabulary. What was that, GIR?
I could see in his eyes, GIR
had snapped. I HATE YOU!! YOURE THE WORST MASTER EVER!! He
screamed. The retorted back at him after a few seconds of
shock.
WELL, MAYBE I HATE YOU TOO, GIR!! AND MAYBE YOURE THE
WORST ROBOT EVER!! We kept this on for about 2minutes, each
comment more hurtful then the next. Finally,
I WISH
YOU WERE DEAD, ZIM!! IVE ALWAYS WANTED YOU OUT OF MY LIFE!! JUST
DIE!! He covered his mouth.
I stared at him. He wanted me to
die? He even called me Zim
How dare I couldnt
finish my sentence, I felt like something had just hit me very hard.
Why did this hurt? Dib has said this before and I never have felt
this pain before. Anyone who ever said it to me didnt hurt! I was
thinking on this so hard; that I hadnt noticed GIR had left, not
to another room, not to the front or back yard. He had leftGIRGIR
ran away
End of part 1