Batman Porn Story: Letting The Cat Out of the Bag – Chapter 8

Chapter (When to
ask for help.)

Sir, were
picking up signals on the bat wave

Thanks Alfred
Should I go change? Bruce ran his hand through his hair.

No, I dont
think thats necessary quite yet sirObserve, Alfred nodded
toward the large screen. A picture of a blurry Catwoman filled the
screen, then it went into focus, then out of focus, until it settled
to a blurry medium.

Batman, Im
sending a request for your help. Bruces mouth dropped to the
floor. The women sighed, putting her hand on her forehead
momentarily obscuring her eyes, I-I know this will seem odd to
you, but I believe youre the only person you can help me As
Im sure youve noticed my calculating has been a little well
off lately and You purposely let me get away that one time So
as your favorite villain, I want us to team up and The voice
broke off for a while and it became obvious that someone was
tampering with the sound trying to hide something, but even with the
manipulation, it was obvious that Catwoman was coughing. You have
to help me find something The only thing that can help me I
dont know why youd want to help me. But really, have I ever
done anything so terrible? I havent blown up the city, and Ive
been returning most of the things that Ive stolen over the years.
I steal more for the thrill than the materials So If you want
to help me Meet me(More coughing)Meet me under the bat
towerI mean bell tower.Thats all No I mean at midnight

Bruce and Alfred
exchanged a glance, Sir, you arent Surly you havent even
thought of helping Catwoman

Alfred.
Catwoman is Selina, and I know Selina. I love Selina; I-I have to
help her! Bruce said.

Youd be
helping a criminal! And you may endanger your identity! Erm
Sir.

The police
think Im a criminal, there isnt that much of a difference
Alfred! Shes been returning the things shes stolen, shes
turning a new leaf, I should help her; to encourage her to join the
right side!

Sir, she SAYS
that shes been returning the thing but how do we know for sure
that Alfred started talking but Bruce leaned on the control
for the Bat wave, and a random channel came on

Here on channel
33 news is the mystery of the decade, things reported stolen or
missing over a period of ten years have mysteriously been returned,
along with notes from Catwoman, apologizing for her mistakes
Could Catwoman be turning over a new leaf?

Bruce shook a hand
toward the television, then turned back to Alfred, Look, she
didnt lie! And she wrote notes, for everyone! Do you realize how
long that probably took her? It was most likely difficult for her
and

I dont mean
to step out of my place sir, but what will being seen with Catwoman
do your Batmans reputation?

People will
see that Batman has tamed the wild Catwoman, itll be great
publicity! Not that I care I just want to help her, Alfred! She
needs me! Bruce insisted.

I think its
you who needs her. The cat has certainly obtained your tongue sir.
Youre not even sure Catwoman is Selina.

I am. I
recognized a bit of the background in the video, its her
apartment!

All apartments
look alike sir.

Not true. Look
Im going to try to help her.

I think youre
making a mistake.

All the better
to learn from, Alfred.

Whatever you
say sir. Go get dressed. Alfred sighed, Your generation is
going to the cats

-at the Bat-tower
-er- bell-tower at midnight-

Bruce was fully
dressed in his batman garb, with his disguised voice at the ready. A
small white hand came around the corner first, grasping to the side
of the tower pulling the weak body forward, You came. The body
nearly collapsed but Batman caught the girl holding her draping form
in his arms.

Selina, he
said breathlessly, revealing too much passion in his voice.

Her head rolled to
one side as a spoiled attempt to be cocked, You know my name?
Smart Bat. Much, much more clever than I gave you credit for.
She winced and began to shake in his arms.

St-stay with
me, Bruce managed to get the gruff voice back, What do you
need? Why? And where are we going?

Some herbs
Im I dont know. I have thiscondition

Condition?
Batman raised an eyebrow, Baby- uh. Selina, what is it?

Its Its
a Selina began shaking harder, the attack stopped and she went
limp in his arms, its a rare disease. Its what the doctors
said. They wouldnt tell me much. But its it can be
She stopped talking.

Selina what can
it be? Batman asked.

Fatal.

A/N: TO BE
CONTINUED! Sorry for taking so long, I re-read the comic for more
inspiration SO now you know whats wrong with Selina. (The
original line was Batmans, Dont play cute, Selina.
Why didnt you tell me you were suffering from a rare disease that
could kill you at any moment? Ah comics Ciao for now!