Will You Snail? Game Review

Dear humans,
I wanted to remind you that I’m superior to you. Your fate is all set and this game will be a celebration of my superiority.Why do you need to play this?
To entertain me. This game was designed to entertain me personally… There’s a chance. Humans are so easily frustrated… pathetic.What is this game?
This is a game of platforming that makes use of the skill. It’s about you, a tiny, useless snail, striving to beat me.
Aproximately 3 hours of quality time with ME (an exclusive service, I’d add)Precise and fast paced action with a platformLots deathLots being mockedThe illusion of accomplishment and masteryThe dream of defeating me in the end an interesting little mystery to unravel… what is the purpose of life
I can barely wait for you to figure out what is actually going on in this situation… lol
See you on the other side
Squid


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