Previews “Looks similar to the game I mentioned I wanted!”
Mike Fahey, Kotaku
It’s truly stunning.
Chris Capel, Gamrevolution
“Part Conan, part Cyanide and the joy of its images, Conan Chop Chop is proof that dreams can come true.”
Darren Bonthuys, Critical Hit
The GameThe Evil wizard Thoth Amon has devised a scheme to revive the evil called Xaltotun. He is threatening to take over the world if he succeeds. Only you are the one who has the power to prevent him from doing so. You will require all your skills and deceit to do this. Use all your skill and cunning. You must summon all your bravery and swordsmanship. Chop Chop is what you must do!
Conan Chop Chop will be the most thrilling and authentic stick figure game to take place in the realm of Conan the Barbarian, thus there’s a huge quantity of blood and flying limbs. These can cause outbursts or even profane words depending on the end of your sword.
Change into Conan… or anyone or someone else! Are you a liar? intellect and no brawn? No worries! You are able to choose from several gods of warriors and add accessories and weapons that fit your individual style.
Take on adventures of absolute amazingness! You’re going to bring peace to the planet! It is still possible to be charged by the merchants who purchase your products. The locals may harass you about their duties. You can be sure that some will more than willing to compensate you for your effort.
It is possible to explore the world in many directions! Brave the shifting sands of Koth and explore the deep forest in Darkwood and slay your way through the rich and savage world of Hyperboria as you explore the freezing realm of Vanaheim. Conan Chop Chop will allow players to experience the right down, left, and down. An experienced player might be able to find himself dashing, jumping, or moving diagonally, giving you the best 3D experience.
It is possible to loot and more. Learn how to delicately smash opponents heads using an axe, then transform them into chop suey using a bastard blade. Conan Chop Chop contains a wide variety of different weapons, trinkets and legendary items, each suited to tailor every kind of playstyle that you could imagine.
Learn to master amazing combos! In order to make heads turn around around you do the 360deg spinning attack. You can accelerate at the speed of lightning. Swing your sword both longways and sideways to win a match which will make you gasp for air while you try to appreciate the pure power of your combat moves.
Ruthless bosses! Before you can take on Thoth-Amon must eliminate bosses, such as The Giant Sand Worm of Koth and The Frost Giant of Vanaheim The Frost Giant of Vanaheim, both of whom are particularly sympathetic to your cause. They will instead try to kill you using a number of deadly tactics such as Lava Reflux, Tail Whip and Loogie Glob.
Infinite replayability! A variety of maps that are completely random and a wealth of weapon and ability options to try out ensure that every game that you play is an entirely new experience. Although you’ll likely be killed repeatedly, unlocking different weapons will help you make it through your next battle.
As reviewed by nami comic porn